Personal Budgeting

Heard this on radio, supposed to be funny if listen. Imagine the conversation with Malaysian Slang.

Speaker1: Sigh, why my bank account always empty ar?! Now it's only tenth of the month!
Speaker2: Dude, you know what is personal budgeting or not??
Speaker1: Is it something to do with the budgeting from the government parliment ar??
Speaker2: Nolah! with personal budgeting you can cut a lot of useless expenses. After that, you can even buy house, or condo and car and you still have money to last until end of the month!
Speaker1: Ohh, like that ar.. so good ar personal budgeting..
Speaker2: Yalah.
Speaker1: Eh, do you have 5 ringgit to borrow me ar?
Speaker2: Errrrr......... i got no money lah..
Speaker1 & 2: Hahahhahahahahahhahah!!!!

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